Today at Walmart

First of all, I really hate Walmart! All the lines and 10 cart pile ups, but who can resist the great prices? Anyway, I was pulling into Walmart today for some good ol' grocery shopping when I glanced at the review mirror in the car in front of me. What did I see? This man had a woman's pink lacy thong hanging from his mirror. I'm sure when he put it there he thought to himself, 'People are going to think I am so cool with all the action I get!' Sorry dude but I'm pretty sure my exact thinking was not that, but rather, 'What a perv!'