My day in a nutshell

Today has not been the best for these reasons...
1. A bird pooped on my belly. Ok not my skin belly but on my shirt. Gross, so I had to change.
2. I got an eye exam yesterday for new contacts because my other prescription was expired and realized today that the prescription was wrong because I was seeing funny. So, I had to go back to the eye Dr. and redo the whole exam... although now all is well with my eyeballs.
3. Went outside to clear some of the leaves and junk that had accumulated on my raised veggie beds and gave up half way through because I can hardly bend over that far and it was soooo windy today that the leaves just kept flying right back into the beds.
4. Wanted to finally relax from all the craziness so I went into my bathroom to start filling up the tub when I realized that my tub was dirty and that meant I would have to scrub it, so I did scrub it(which was really hard because, again, I can't bend over that far) and then came to realize I was so hungry so bath time would have to wait. Still haven't taken a bath!
5. I'm just tired and need a vacation!